The Scribe

Elementary Funk is the brain spew of Soon Van. Taking life one fall at a time over an understep and crafting hidden messages, obscure references and all plain in sleight.

Hobbies and goofs

Out from the loins of Sydney, Australia, it trails with crumbs made from scraps of comicbooks, freelance writing, taking to live theatre and stage plays.

Other delights in wasting time involve museums and exhibitions as well as shooting for freebies and competitions.

Currently...

• Freelance web developer.
• Designer and developer of the Comic Shop.
• Producer of The Wax Conspiracy.

The Funk

The Name

Smoking through a haze of daydreams and hallucinations, Elementary Funk just appeared in a momentary vision. Trying to keep things simple yet not doing a very good job of it started the train of thought that would lead to the first half. The first half of the name inevitably leads to the second part.

So there you have it; keep things simple, make it sound nice and do the best maintain a style befitting the moniker. In essence, it is all Elementary Funk.

The Style

Sense is long left aghast at the station, holding down its breakfast wondering whether or not it should take another bowl of mousse for trouble. With matters of verbosity arising often and rarely, the need to enunciate every single damned word and experience punctuates the obfuscation.

That is a reality.

There is no real difference between the real-world and online personas. There isn't even a persona to speak of. Creating pocket balls and capsules is key.

The Reason

Would have started in 1998 but without the necessities needed in order to construct this monstrosity, plans were on hold until Olympics fever broke out all over Sydney. Within the strains of limitation, a meandering account of a haphazard journey through life and even less.

That is it.

The chronicles of a wayward spiral that is life. With occasional moments of bliss and running around the hills hoist. Future times will pay this as a biting reference toward a past.

Wha Huh?

Ask me a question if you want to know something else. Alternatively, you can browse the Scarcely Asked Questions.

Last updated April 8, 2009.