Hailstorm rips UWS

A minor hailstorm came by this place and totally ripped up one of the buildings. The roof was smashed, the labs were soaked and the power was cut. The hailstones were only the size of sultanas. Thought about but didn't try going to the toilet in the darkness. It's okay at home, there's no clothing to get in the way.

Understandably no one likes this place. Cutbacks are like a hobby to the Vice-Chancellor. A strike is planned for next week.