Putting down a lame horse

If the Melbourne Cup supposedly stops the nation, how does the race run? Are the crooks captivated? The hospitals on standby? Whatever. Needs better wording. The race that drives fashion sense, egos and voices to stratospheric extremes and back again. Whip it. Whip it real good.

They put horses down when they fall and injure themselves. Why don't they do the same to her? Two hip fractures and just a day ago, the collar bone. I would like to see Charles take to her with a double barrelled shotgun. A live webcast would be nice.

Soon Van

Wednesday, 8 November 2000 - 07:30

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