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Store signings, like the rushed production of a convention line; one item please, no dawdling, keep the line moving, and don't touch the stars.
Now, for an unknown reason, Stanley Tucci was between Ryan Reynolds and Jessica Biel signing whatever was handed to them on the elevated table. This may very well have been David S. Goyer, but the tattoos on his arm didn't have a name to suggest otherwise.
In town to promote Blade: Trinity, the three were preempted by a radio DJ from 2Dayfm who would not let them speak into the mike. Or do anything more than look rude. And she pretty much tried to take up the time from the three every other seven minutes.
As they were signing whatever landed on the table, the Blade and Blade II DVDs, placed in the line for a Goyer-graph, found themselves with Biel and Reynolds alongside. There was time to run the queue three times, after that, they left as noted on the just noticed notices. Though as with any other in-store, they arrived at least seventeen minutes after they were scheduled.
Snagging that Texas Chainsaw Massacre action figure with Jessica Biel in a look not unlike Eliza Dushku would have been a better item to lay on the table than three DVD covers.
Thursday, 16 December 2004 - 09:02
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