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David Tench Tonight

Watching and listening to the digitally generated host behind the table is like trying to figure out where to look when not to look. That awkward smelling moment when the lift has more than one person and several eyes darting back and forth from the floor, the door and the ceiling.

For the tweak of sound and the bevel of the enormous facials features, David Tench sounds and looks remarkably like a well served and hidden version of Tim Ferguson.

The deep lunges on certain parts of the sentence, the curvature of the delivery and nothing but the hair, ever fixed and extremely well maintained.

After Max Headroom and Space Ghost, it's just another physically non-existent host straddling heavy on the ability to ride naked under the human assumption.

Nelly Furtado, on this occasion at least, appears to be a lot less than of recent fare. Not cracking into constant laughter, though that still remains. She doesn't quite look like Nelly Furtado.

Soon Van - Thursday, August 24, 2006 - 21:46

 
 
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