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Creativity starves insanity
With his hand on the bible George W. Bush, the questionable 43rd president of the United States begins to read off an autocue of his inauguration speech. Echoes of disbelief and amazement ripple throughout the sparse crowd of onlookers. As Bush releases his grip on the good book Dick "Big Time" Cheney tells him the quirky news. It seems as though Dubya had just read out Al Gore's concession speech. Taking this as his own word the Electoral Commission puts forth a request that the search for the next President begins again. The reason being that their most recent candidate for the job announced his own forfeit—though penned by another—on his very first day. Not Presidential material.
Al Gore wakes up and goes to the toilet.
It seems ever more closer now to the January 24-6 period of calendrical shift from dragon to snake. Passing a wharehouse on my way to summer school I noticed the disembodied head of the Market City dragon. Nothing sadder that a useless ornament.
Soon Van - Tuesday, 16 January 2001 - 05:00
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