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Creativity starves insanity
Australians just seem to be on a constant one-upping with themselves. From the onset of the 2000-01 holiday road toll period, New South Wales was streaking ahead, blazing a trail in front of the other states and territories. It seemed at a certain point that they mightn't be able to outdo last year's road toll, but in true Australian spirit, they pulled it off. The road toll now shows that they blasted the record of last season by no less than 19 deaths. The Northern Territory showed an immense lack of team spirit having a fatality-free season. The campaign by the RTA is most deserving of the accolades. "Last year, two people died each day..." We've got to beat that average, say the drivers of Australia. The "shock" advertisement had this kid in the back seat who sneezes mere moments before the heady crash. Idiotic drivers thought that this might be the deciding factor in whether or not they suffer a crash. To combat this scene a warm car is used. Cold only makes the child sneeze more. A warm climate induces drowsiness. Crash. Another point on the road toll board. NSW is the clear winner.
The world was promised a holy war of epic proportions. The year is 2001 and I still await. The Israelis and Palestinians don't want peace or vengence, they want genocide.
Soon Van - Tuesday, 9 January 2001 - 04:50
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