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Creativity starves insanityDown to the final three: The Linz Family, The Bransens and the Christian thumpers from Crazy. Where it really pays to stretch every single red cent from the prayer handbook on the off-chance God might not be putting his ear to the grounded coffee. Nights are made enough to sit in the reflective glare of the television in order to stay on the beat of the race.
Flying and hauling a round trip around the glands of America, it's come to a head. Where the strongest teams find the battle to race across that monster welcome mat with Phil juicier than ever. No more notices of shoddy "production errors" left in the pipes and things look hot to run clean to the end.
Giving up is close for the Weavers, but the possibility of rubbing it into the faces of the other clans keeps them from finding their wake up at the next game. Bransen and Linz jostling keeps the joviality up. Nobody likes a three-way downer.
Trailing the path of the three families, the stomach winces at the thought of the twisting Weavers legging up to win the race around the world (limited to the wide America in the Family Edition). Results of which firmly stir up worse as the duelling pieces that make up the final road block before the million dollars is as tough as ever.
Of the final two at the big jigsaw board, down the Bransens and the Linzes, there is no split on the desire for either team to lose out. Both working charm and respect to such a degree that the walk away is pretty much a flip of a missing cog.
Strike up the gold and roll in the dollar bills, yo, a smashing end to a partially strained season of The Amazing Race.
Soon Van - Thursday, January 11, 2007 - 23:52
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