The Human Sprinkler

Idle time brings forth ideas and stories. Paul Abtruse shared this during his lunch at Comicfarce.

To be performed at a party. Pull your pants down, walk over to the garden house, or you could pull your pants down when you're at the hose. Insert the open end up your rectum. Turn on the tap and hold for a little while. Wait until the build up. Stop clenching your buttocks and watch the waterworks. If performed properly the effect will have water shooting in a stream stemming from your anus.

Party tricks are aptly named, they should be performed at a party. Decide for yourself whether or not this stunt is plausible. Paul will pay you ten dollars for a video of this in action.

Soon Van

Tuesday, 18 September 2001 - 08:59

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