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I've searched all over the web for a particular article but seems I had to write it myself. It was this piece I heard on the radio as they read from the paper. I was busy on the can at the time. Seems diarrhea can hit you if your the kind of PC user who chooses not to utilise the TAB on websites and browsing. You could get diarrhea. That's right, the index finger links up to your lower intestine through one of those aura-gasmic vibes. The constant and repetitious pressure applied in a way fondles the organ and flatulence abounds.
Could explain why I've been farting so much and so often.
Saturday, 9 September 2000 - 07:33
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