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For the longest time I can remember I haven't been able to watch a film without an infuriating audience. It was odd then, to note that the Tomb Raider crowd on a Tuesday was great. I noticed a guy on the mobile during the trailers but when the movie started, he stopped. Images and scenes from Witchblade and the Tomb Raider comic kept pooping up. I haven't even read a single issue of Witchblade. What the hell is up with Angelina Jolie's lip? That split down the middle was hypnotizing. I can't even understand the reasoning behind leaving the coat unbuttoned when the guys were all zipped up.
Lara Croft must of been dropping some major acid to hallucinate a Cambodian girl running about the place, and even in Iceland. The Illuminati?
I remember Mortal Kombat being shot partly in Cambodia. The inverse in comparison is true with the Mortal Kombat soundtrack being better than the movie itself.
The trailer to Evolution started off serious and then went comedic, I had no problem with that. But on the walk home and while reading an XML book, I spent nearly five hours recalling that the other trailer was Bridget Jones's Diary. That should of been a cinch, especially since I was taught that when dealing with possessive pronouns trailing with an S the other S wouldn't be needed after the apostrophe.
Swordfish or Evolution?
Thursday, 28 June 2001 - 05:58
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