Scarcely Asked Questions

Take a stroll within the pantheon of questionable amazement. Gaze in ponderment the self-righteousness and holier than thou attitude exhibited. Breathe the air that has become rarified. A treat for all the family.

What is with the reviews?

Certain posts are headlined with an episode, movie or book title. They have never been explicitly declared as reviews. As such, they are not. Any information that fills the void between the header and the timestamp only relates to thoughts and experiences surrounding the two. Sure, sometimes no matter how you read it a post may come off as an attempt at a review. That should not really happen, but it does, no explanations.

How are the links ordered?

They are positioned so as to maximise the flow on look that their respective presence and line position makes. The weblogs are alphabetically sorted. As for the charities, easy, I like charities and non-profit organisations that have cool websites.

What is with the constant Funk?

Its something used to bring in all the pages together to form cohesion. That and it adds a layer of oddity to refer to every other page suffixing it with a constant word. While both the colour scheme and layout of the pages also do the trick they do not make each page stand on its own.

Do you realise you spelt...

Yes, I fully realise the fact that at certain times I do make typographical errors. Whether or not I spot them is another matter. At other times they are supposed to be left as is. Not as they originally were intended, as "[sic]" denotes, but more as a play on words.

What do you look like?

I have no inclinations as to whom I best resemble. Suffice it to say, if you ever come across someone who you would consider declaring the words "Do you know who I am?!" keep on walking, you are not that recognisable if you have to say that at all.

What is the Favourites Icon supposed to be?

I would say something like a cross between a doily, throwing star and yoyo motif. When I originally made the icon it was a pixel by pixel torture-fest. Glad to do it all over again.

Why no guestbook?

Its not a matter of code, more a matter of reason. Not enough of a compelling thrust to warrant taking out twenty minutes of my time hacking out the code just to see it Sahara itself.

How often do the pages change?

I have no real idea, depends on how much I think I can project.

Why am I reading this?

I left some bacon frying on the waffles under a dollop of icecream.

Do you have delusions of grandeur?

No, I would not call them delusional episodes.

Are you serious?

Want to ask something?

Go right ahead.

Last updated October 31, 2001